Limerick

[paintedlady]

There was a young man, a Texan
with more words than a man usally can
His limerick was long
the rhyming scheme gone
but what was written he penned with elan.

[puddles]

I know of a paintedlady
who some will think is shady
But a Texas man has touched her heart
in the words that he imparts
for she's truly a special lady
Be very proud to be her daddy

[doreenh]

You always say words that please
so should I get down on my kness
to say thanks you for your words
AS you like to be heard
and also like to tease.

[puddles]

I have a friend who's ever so nice
and her thoughts are ever concise
she write poems like no one I know
with every one being quite a good show
As she looks out the window at the falling snow

(For my friend Doreen)

[doreenh]

That is so kind Roland Dear
That's why I am glad to be here
With friends like you
and there's plenty to do
Now it is time for a beer!

[puddles]

Now it's time for a cheer
For British friends are so dear
Even though we're not near
We can speak freely without fear
So I want to make this very clear
I only drink cold beer

[doreenh]

My mum is going to a home
so she will nevcer be alone
I am pleased she agreed
For it sure was a need
she will be made so welcome

[puddles]

You've shown to be a loving daughter
To a Mother you're a true lauder
I wish only the best to come your way
I know your dear Mum would have the same to say
May God bless the both of you each and every day

[doreenh]

Tomorrow is the day
My Mu will go away
To her new home
Never to be alone
a lovely long stay.

People await her already
so she will have to go steady
She will be looked after right
I know she will be alright
Plenty of nice ladies

[puddles]

Now Doreen, it's time to rest
You've got the troubles off your chest
for you as a daughter have done your best
In God's eyes you've passed the test

[doreenh]

No more on here does write
Is that wrong or right
Must be all snowed in
Let's give them a ring
better than a snowball fight

[norma]

sorry that i've been away
but I felt I had nothing to say.
all these poems and rhymes
make me dizzy at times,
but now I am back here to stay!

[paintedlady]

Dear Norma and sweet Doreen too
I'm happy things are good for you,
perhaps I've moved out of the rhyme
that makes a limerick

[doreenh]

Norma you have things on your mind
Painted Lady, you are kind
Your words convey
The message you say
and it was easy to find

[puddles]

Paintedlady, please play the game
for our words are not meant to shame
it all in fun, what we rant and rave
come on out from your dark cave
any other excuse will be lame

[david]

If you're searching around for a rhyme,
Make the best possible use of your time.
Type in 'Poetry2Share'
Add dot com and I swear,
You'll enjoy every stanza and line!

[doreenh]

we now have new Blood
I was hoping we would
David you are welcome
join us, it is awesome
Cos we are misunderstood

So David we are glad
sometimes we are sad
Most times we are funny
and we haven't any money
But we are always mad

[puddles]

Yes David, glad you're aboard
In need of another man to help me cross swords
It seems these young lasses, including Doreen
Have been ganging up on me without pity it seems
Now that another male has come on board
You'll keep my back, while I'll sharpen my sword

[david]

Well it seems I've a challenge indeed,
To find words to answer the need,
To help Puddles in verse,
And do better not worse,
In maintaining the male writers'lead!

[puddles]

David my good comrade between the two of us
Will make these fine ladies take to cuss
Fire and vinegar they will sprout
In high voices they will shout
Will make the vixens faces turn blue
For we're the best at what we do

[doreenh]

Don't be too hasty Puddles my man
For we are cunning, as in a can
We can spring up and out at any time
And come up with a little rhyme
and wil tease you with a brilliant plan

[doreenh]

David do not encourage him
For he sometimes gets a whim
Of course Roland is fun
for he lives in the sun
BUT he certainly is not dim

[puddles]

Thanks Doreen you do go out on a limb
In your opinion that I'm not so dim
No matter how much icing you put on the cake
You and your sisters will still need to shake
For David and I are the kings of these lines
The p2s lasses can do nothing but whine
For it's the men who do best at the rhyme

[norma]

Puddles, will you please behave!
You are turning into a knave!
Don't lead David astray
or else you will pay
by ending up in your grave!

[doreenh]

Glad Norma's here to back me up
for Roland you are a pup
You get into trouble
but we'll burst your bubble
for me and Norma have had enough

[puddles]

I my sullen maidens have had enough
It's time you know I'm no cream puff
I'm strong in well enough to stuff
I'll not back down nor will you bluff
For I'm the king with royal cuffs
Who tires of your gibberish guff

[doreenh]

Well do not get in a huff
Roland just do your stuff
and we give you hell
Until you tell
us you have had enough

[puddles]

My friend Doreen never will I say
I've had enough it's time to pay
I've learned to take all kinds of hell
So give me your best shot, I will not fail
For I'm sturdy, strong, will never give up
so watch your back or else you'll get a kick in the butt

[doreenh]

You'll have to have a really strong kick
or else you have to be fit
To reach us English gals
we are all really good pals
we are the number one hit!

[puddles]

Yes, this I know you all stick like gum
The reason why you're all good chums
but beware of a flasher who has got the goods
he hunts and he lives in the deep of the woods
ready with words to make you shiver and hide
he will not back down he will face you in stride
with fear in your eyes, seeking a hole to crawl inside
For this Texas flasher is a knight in disguise
for the number one hit, will be your backside