Limerick

[norma]

There was a young (!) fellow called Claude,
who was never idle or bored.
His comments come fast
and are sure built to last,
with me he is real highly scored.

There's another young (?) fellow called Puddles
who gets us all into muddles.
He's known for his flashing,
deserves a good bashing,
his moniker should be "Befuddles."

[puddles]

I know a nurse with a smiling face filled with grace
who gives us members thoughts to ponder and chase
some are good, some are bad
Some do think TTF is mad
but for me, I'm glad Norma my friend, making me befuddles

[doreenh]

claude, Roland and Norma my friends
words on the forum they send
Claude is Ok
Rules he obeys
Yet those two send me round the bend,

Really it all Puddles fault
For sometimes we come to a halt
He writes words down wrong
and the flow then has gone
But yet Roland we all exalt

[puddles]

Will I may not be the perfect mate
but I'm on time never am late
when I was young I made a hot date
but know I'm old which is my fate
when I'm gone you'll have no one to berate

[doreenh]

Roland don't worry my friend
I 'll be with you at the end
I am old too
just like you
So on each other we depend

[puddles]

My friend Doreen, it's so good to hear you think this way
for TTF is at his best when he post the words to display
he's a true Texas son of a gun
who loves to play and have fun
no matter what site he's on, he's one hell of a son of a gun

[kuranui]

We all are so glad we've begun
To join in this really good fun
These games are entrancing
It's better than dancing
For even that son of a gun

[doreenh]

There was an old man in the town
Well he just wandered around
He couldn't go home
didn't have a phone
But he always wore a frown

[cpdhuet]

There was an old poet from Yorkshire
Who never got his rhyming quite rightshire
He mumbled around, abandoned it with a frown
That unhappy old poet from Yorkshire.

[norma]

There was a young man from York
who bought a pie made of pork.
He ate it with jam,
some pickles and ham,
and now he's readly to balk!

[puddles]

I know this lady from Lancaster who loves to be bejeweled
by any man, ugly, fat, old or mad, as long as she can rule
I wish a rich man for her to find
with diamonds flowing from his mind
to deck her out from head to toe then a smile she will shine

[doreenh]

Puddles, Norma is my friend
and she'll drive you round the bend
Saying those things about her is bad
wanting a man, old fat and maybe mad
So I think your words you should amend

[puddles]

You say decline my words, no my friend, I'll not amend
for I'm a Texas man who who will admit I have sinned
often times I tend to offend
but I'm real, I'll not pretend
to be anything else, as I watch and grin

[Fullmoon]

I don’t even know what to say
for Limerick witnessed some deviations
but it’s really fun
like the face of sun
to pop in and say hay

[norma]

So nice to see you today
even though all you can say is "hey!"
But please rest assured
we never are borded
with words you send our way! (XX)

Roland's words you must ignore
if you came on this thread before...
you'd see he's not fit
to write anything writ
his words just leave everyone sore!!!!!

[doreenh]

fullmoon write what you please
on here we are not experise
We write about anything at all
Be it long, short or tall
and each other we will tease

[puddles]

Yes, it is the rules of the game, we write to tease
in the games that we all love to play and cease
some do well, others will soon learn
from all that's heard from our concerns
so Fullmoon please partake fill us with words that burn............

[kuranui]

Teasing is fun, I agree,
As long as the teaser is me
For my legs are o'kay
In their present way
Pulled they'd be too long, you see.

[puddles]

Nice to hear your words along with your Karma
the only legs I've ever pulled belong to Susana
an old girlfriend I used to know
if my wife knew, my head would glow
from the welt on the tip of my nose

[doreenh]

My granddaughters name is susan
Whom you talk about in fun
If angie really did know
Your face and nose would glow
and you would have to learn to run

[puddles]

Doreen, you're indeed wise with thoughts
but I've been lucky have not been caught
one day I'll meet my end
Angie will discover my sins
until then I'll continue to have such fun

[doreenh]

Rolo watch your P's and Q's
and what you post to view
Else I could blackmail you
You might even sue
or you may be feeling the blues

[Fullmoon]

Puddles this must be just a joke
That goes with a bottle of coke
For your heart is pure
And needs no cure
So let me take a coke

[puddles]

Fullmoon you must be full of it
of the coke that makes you fit
for in the words of my next poem
you'll see just where I'm going
your third line will be in shined